Chris Jenkins interviews Pat Neshek about his autograph collection, leading to this great exchange:

Q: Which politicians do you have?

A:Teddy Roosevelt and Franklin Roosevelt. Bill Clinton.

Q: Not to be rude, but how much money are we talking about?

A:(Grin) I like to get a deal on them. Teddy Roosevelt was $500, or something like that. Napoleon was two grand. They say it’s worth about $3,500 now.

Q: Napoleon Bonaparte or Napoleon Lajoie?

A: Bonaparte. Actually, he signed it Nap Bonaparte. The signature was on a supply order, all in French.