I haven’t played fantasy baseball in many years, but I joined a Sporting News league and just found out I have the first pick in the draft. I’ll use it to take Albert Pujols. Given my history of draft picks, Albert will immediately get injured and be out for the year, or completely tank. You’ve been warned.


You might want to warn the Cardinals. Maybe they’ll pay you to not pick Albert.
Hopefully Albert sees this warning.
Whats the difference between 200 and 300 million anyways. Most of it will get locked up in a foundation anyways.