Rany on the Royals finds this amazing quote from the Royals front office about their previous off-season:

“Everybody thought we had the greatest offseason in the history of whatever and people in the game were saying we did as good as anybody in improving the team.”

Every once in a while my wife and I will be watching a movie (Fantasia comes to mind) and will comment that the crew who made the film must have been doing some really good drugs. The Royals front office obviously found them.