What's going on in Houston? Roy Oswalt keeps getting shelled, and Wandy Rodriguez pitched another great game. He allowed just one earned run over seven innings, while striking out seven and walking one. That gives him 19 K and 2 BB in 19 1/3 innings and a 2.33 ERA.

Maybe this is one of those mad scientist experiments gone wrong. Did Ed Wade hook the two pitchers up to a machine that was supposed to transfer Oswalt's ability to Wandy? Instead of leaving Roy intact, it not only drained him of his ability, but added Wandy's former suckiness? Does anyone know if Wade has an evil laugh and a secret dunegon?

Blücher!