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March 16, 2006
Theater of the Absurd

Imagine this:

It's the bottom of the ninth, and the US and Mexico are tied at 0-0. Brad Lidge on the mound is told to intentionally walk every batter he faces. A 1-0 loss by the US puts them in the tournament. So the catcher stands up calls for the intentional ball, and Lidge starts throwing the them wide.

The batter, however, knows Mexico has to win in 13 by a score of 3-0. It's a longshot but it's possible, so he starts swinging and missing at the intentional balls!

Lidge, seeing what's happening, then grooves one down the middle of the plate. Thinking it's going to be another intentional ball, the batter swings and hits it. It's fair, but none of the US players are going after the ball. Again, realizing he has to make an out, the runner stops halfway to first base. Two weeks later, they're all still there.

Update: Why not use the Pythagorean method for the tie breaker? Runs^2/(Runs^2+Allowed^2) encourages teams to score lots of runs and prevent many from scoring, which is pretty much the point of the game.


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Posted by David Pinto at 10:18 AM | World Cup | TrackBack (0)
Comments

this would be hiLARious. The contest of wills would be uniquely entertaining. In a long and boring kind of way.

Posted by: Jamie at March 16, 2006 10:33 AM

Baseball logic is wonderful isn't it? :)

Posted by: Jason at March 16, 2006 11:09 AM

I can't imagine the batter actually hitting a pitch when he's trying to miss, but if this ever happened, the batter could simply carry the bat to first base with him, and reach first base with it. I believe he's out, in that instance. Or he could run outside the basepath or something.

Posted by: Mike at March 16, 2006 11:15 AM

I think if the ball went into play the batter could just run the bases and miss one and therefore be called out. That would work wouldn't it?

Posted by: Dave at March 16, 2006 11:32 AM

Personally, I don't see what a 1-game series really proves. There's a reason why the World Series is a best of 7. If Team X beats Team Y in the 1-game WBC finals, so what? Who care? I know that it's not a longer series because there is REAL baseball to be played, but this really seems like a total waste of time the way it's set up. World Baseball Classic? Not hardly. If they wanted to push it as a world exhibition, then that would be fine. But as it stand now, it's a joke.

Posted by: sabernar at March 16, 2006 11:34 AM

Mexico should just bat out of order until they give up a run, or until the 13th inning - thus registering three outs every inning without the United States throwing a pitch. That would make for a pretty quick game. :)

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2006 11:38 AM

A similar situation has actually occurred in the Shell Caribbean Cup (soccer).

http://www.snopes.com/sports/soccer/barbados.asp

Posted by: Maniakes at March 16, 2006 11:57 AM

Actually, missing a base might only get you called out if the fielding team appeals :-)

Posted by: Mike at March 16, 2006 12:20 PM

I am sick of hearing about how the WBC doesn't count and it is not real baseball. What, pray tell, constitutes REAL baseball? How do these games not count, as some have stated? The players are trying to win. Nobody is just trying to just get their work in. How is the regular season any more "real"? How does it count any differently? It doesn't matter anymore than any other tournament someone is trying to win.

Posted by: The Nick at March 16, 2006 12:30 PM

Sabernar:
A "1 game series" (actually a round robin) doesn't "prove" anything. What it does do is provide an effective from of competition for a large number of teams.

This is what we call a tournament. Basically all levels of baseball except MLB have been playing in them and deciding championships based on them for a very long time. So quit your whining.

Oh, and missing a base does require an appeal. And running outside the basepath will only get you out if you are trying to avoid a tag. The best way to get out when the other team doesn't want you to be is to simply walk back to the dugout.

Or you could grab the ball and chuck it into the outfield, that would be the most interesting way.

Posted by: Johnson at March 16, 2006 12:46 PM

Maniakes: that is HILARIOUS.

Posted by: Chris at March 16, 2006 01:02 PM

So just plunk four batters in a row.

Posted by: rbj at March 16, 2006 01:15 PM

If a ball can be called for the pitcher licking his fingers, I always wondered why a pitcher didn't just lick his fingers four times when he wanted an intentional walk.

Posted by: Adam Villani at March 16, 2006 02:11 PM

I think you can be ejected for repeated infractions Adam...

Posted by: Johnson at March 16, 2006 05:11 PM

I was thinking the catcher could grab the bat. Catcher's interference, first base awarded, whether the batter swings or not.
Plunking won't work: it's just a strike if you swing.
But batting out of order now seems to me to be unbeatable (so to speak!) for the batting team. So if they are determined, they can go 1-2-3 each inning.

Still, Mexico has to win by three, so in the thirteenth they have to come to bat, and then how will they prevent the catcher's interference strategy from forcing them to win 1-0?

Posted by: Jamie at March 16, 2006 08:12 PM
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