I learn about a rash of bank robberies in my area from Deadspin.

Did the Red Sox Bandit don his shiny new hanging sox logo cap and hit another bank on Thursday? Sure looks like it. And once again the so-called Batman does nothing.
This time it was the Webster Bank on Route 190 in Enfield, Conn., which is just over the Massachusetts state line, on Thursday. This follows on the heels of robberies in Chicopee, Mass., last Friday, and an earlier one in West Springfield. The suspect in Thursday’s crime seems to fit the description of the suspect in the other cases, including the hat.

I actually witnessed a bank robbery once. My wife and I were eating lunch at Rinaldi’s, and I was facing the parking lot. I saw a man get out of his car and walk into one of the businesses next door. I noticed him because he was wearing a face plaster. I felt sorry for the guy, because I thought he broke his nose or had surgery. A few minutes later, four police cars show up. The plaster was a disguise, and the guy robbed the bank! They caught him a few months later after robbing other banks.