June 26, 2020

Giants Imitate Monty Python

The Giants announced they will not allow fans this season:

It’s not a surprise that a California-based team won’t be able to host fans this summer and spring. The alternative San Francisco is offering in that of a Fan Cutout Program certainly is a bit odd.

SportsNaut.com

Cutout program?

Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion should feel right at home.

What would be cool is placing a camera on your cutout so you can watch a live stream of the game from your seat view. It could even be interactive, allowing you to cheer and cuss.

Hold on, why not a robot you at the game! It could go and grab beers, block the view of robots sitting behind, and do the wave!

San Francisco is the seat of high tech. Surely the the Giants can do better than cutouts!*

*ED.: No they can’t, and don’t call they Shirley.

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