August 21, 2019

Getting Up Could Bring You Down

You would think this wouldn’t be a problem for young, athletic men:

Major League Baseball in a memo warned about the “very real risk” of over-the-counter sexual-enhancement pills after at least two players this year were suspended for performance-enhancing drugs and said the banned substances found in their urine came from the unregulated products, sources familiar with the situation told ESPN.


The use of over-the-counter pills, which are often sold at gas stations, is prevalent among baseball players, according to multiple sources. It prompted the league to send out a memo on Monday that outlines the risk of consuming non-NSF-certified supplements.


The memo, obtained by ESPN, warns that “these products are often contaminated with prohibited and unsafe ingredients” and that players are subject to discipline even if they inadvertently ingested a banned substance.

ESPN.com

Thoughts:

  • People should start hanging out at gas stations to get autographs.
  • Is this real erectile dysfunction? Or a result of overuse? Or a result of other drugs the player might be abusing?
  • If it’s the former, maybe take a night off once in a while?
  • If it’s the latter, baseball has a much bigger problem on its hands than the occasional positive PED test.
  • I also hear there is a great remedy called Suprious Spanish Fly.

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