April 09, 2008
Rings on Steroids
Curt Schilling notes how his championship rings keep getting bigger. At some point, a player's hand is going to collapse under the weight.
Hey! Just like his mouth!
No kidding about the gaudy rings. My brother bought a ring for the 1954 AL champs and it looks like a cheap high school graduation ring.
I say they go to a brass knuckle type of ring. If they cover the entire hand with gold, they should have enough space to write the roster and stats for the team on it.
If Schilling can support that massive ego, I'm sure a ring or two won't make a difference.