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March 11, 2008
Problems with the Naughty Bits

Starting with Felix Pie of the Cubs, It hasn't been a good week for parts where the sun don't shine:

The other day, Lackey covered Kaz Matsui's "ongoing problem with hemorrhoids," which, on the scale of unnecessary disclosures, ranks somewhere up there with the details of a soon-to-be-former New York governor's paid-sex preferences. The hemorrhoids were bad enough. So let's take it a step further! Today the Houston Chronicle (via BBTF) informs that Matsui is expected to miss four or five days with a condition known as "anal fissure."

Having ocassionally suffered from hemorrhoids, I feel Kaz's pain. However, there's a great Emily Latella skit in here:

Emily: What's all this about Kaz Matusi having Amy Fisher? Who hasn't had Amy Fisher?

Anchor: No, that's anal fissure, not Amy Fisher.

Emily: Oh, that's a very different Buttafuco. Never mind.


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Posted by David Pinto at 03:50 PM | Injuries | TrackBack (0)
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Both Mickey Mantle & George Brett had "butt" ptoblems which cost them some post-season games.

Posted by: Bob S at March 11, 2008 07:05 PM

All right now--there's no need to pile on this topic.

Posted by: M. Scott Eiland at March 11, 2008 09:53 PM

all their problems are behind them now

Posted by: rmt at March 11, 2008 10:54 PM
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