Baseball Musings
Baseball Musings
December 10, 2007
Mitchell Report Details Placebo Abuse

A non-existent source supplies Baseball Musings with stunning information from the soon to be released Mitchell report:

Since the mid 1990s, 50% of ballplayers used a drug with the street slang "placebo" to enhance their performance. Although it's not clear where the abuse started, some point to a former Cleveland Indians player as the focal point. The player revealed to friends that a trainer told him, "A placebo every day and three weight sessions a week at the gym and I'd be in great shape. So far, it's made me a multi-millionaire! And the nice thing is, I don't have to stick myself with needles. I just take a pill out of this Pez dispenser!"

There is no test for placebo, although Major League Baseball will spend the $34 million allotted to the Marlins for revenue sharing trying to develop one.

I'm concerned about the children.


Posted by David Pinto at 04:59 PM | Cheating • | Humor | TrackBack (0)
Comments

LOL! I also really liked the juvenile references to Wang, Johnson, and Fuk-U Do-Me.

Posted by: giantsrainman at December 10, 2007 10:36 PM
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