October 22, 2007
Seuss Series
Rocks
Sox
The Rocks play the Sox.
Rocks
Sox
Fox
The Rocks and Sox are seen on Fox.
Wall
Ball
A ball will hit the wall.
Hawpe
Papi
Everybody Hawpe on Papi!
Player photos: Icon Sports Media
Cute.
Also, Rockies-Red Sox gives us our first nickname-alliterative World Series since Braves-Blue Jays in 1992.
Everybody Hawpe on Papi made me laugh inordinately hard. Nice.
But Hawpe on Papi doesn't rhyme.
its a play on "hop on pop"
THE SOX SUCK
HIT MANNIE WITH A TRUCK
THE TRUCK DONT STOPPY
IT ALSO HIT BIG PAPI
THE YANKEES ARE STILL THE BEST
NOW THE TRUCK RAN OVER YOUKILIS
IF THE TRUCK CRASHES IT WILL WRECK IT
BUT NOT BEFORE IF TAKES OUT BECKETT
THE TRUCK FINALLY CRASHES BUT HIT ITS MARK
THE OUTDATED GREEN MONSTER AT FENWAY PARK
Somebody really should tell John
That he left the capslock on.
And surely there's more than me who thinks
That his poem really stinks.