December 12, 2006
More Insanity Clauses
At Timothy McSweeney's, contract clauses you probably didn't hear about:
If the Big Hurt loses 74 percent or more of his knee cartilage while playing on Toronto's harsh FieldTurf, he will be awarded two brand-new bionic knees, allowing him to fulfill his destiny by competing in the 2008 Summer Olympics and bringing the triple-jump gold medal back home to America, where it belongs.
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