November 07, 2006
Lonnie Smith Fails to Prevent Braves Juggernaught
Lonnie Smith planned to murder John Schuerholz in 1988. Think how many division titles his inaction cost teams like the Giants, Phillies and Mets! So children, heed this advice:
M'kay, kids, you shouldn't do drugs, m'kay, drugs are bad. You see, I was at the bottom of the barrel, I was a wreck. Why, I didn't even care about money. I was wasting my life... You boys need to listen up, m'kay, what I'm talking about might save your life some day... Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad. It's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad by doing drugs, m'kay, that'd be bad.
Posted by David Pinto at
12:17 PM
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