March 12, 2004
Pepe's Girlfriend
Our puppy had an adventure while I was away. Seems at one o'clock in the morning, a white stripe was accidentally painted down her back. Another spieces mistook her for one of his own, and tried to seduce her with, "Mon cheri, we will make beautiful music together." Needless to say, my wife and daughter had an eventful night. :-)
Actually, my wife let her out at 1 AM on Thursday, and while Phoebe was relieving herself, Marilyn noticed a skunk in the middle of the yard. She shined a flash light to try to scare it away, but Phoebe took that as a signal to attack. She chased Pepe out of the yard, but got sprayed for her trouble. All I can say is I picked the right day to go to NY.
Posted by David Pinto at
12:37 PM
|
Other
|
TrackBack (0)
There's a Tom Chapin children's song about that called "You'll Be Sorry". Some relevant lyrics:
You can chase a squirrel that's gray.
You won't catch it anyway.
But don't chase that squirrel that's black
With the white stripe down it's back.
D-D-Don't chase that squirrel. That's not a squirrel.
And if you catch that squirrel, you'll be sorry! Sorry!
If you catch that squirrel, you'll be sorry!
Is it true that a bath in tomato juice gets rid of the smell or is that an "urban legend"?
I think your dog acted like a total bitch. Wait, will this be deleted? I apologize in advance.
1) Phoebe Le Pew gets de-pewed
2) you don't look 40